I don't really like to get too political on the interwebs. Don't think it's right. Talking politics online is like saying what you personally want to eat when a group is ordering food at a restaurant. No matter what, you come off looking like an asshole.
But with Trump recently announced as the official Republican nominee for President, I took a few minutes off from praying for America's next great assassin and tried to learn a bit more about him. Although the news outlets have "some" helpful information, I think the most insightful piece I came across was his answers to a recent OK Cupid Questionnaire. It's almost scary at how prescient it is.
How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?
To be honest, I can never remember which one is my wife; which is my daughter. So I just have a strict "hands-off" policy across the board.
Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own skin color / racial background?
As a male of Orange descent, that is not an option I am afforded.
Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?
Would it be a "better" place? Probably. But would I have the chance to be its Supreme Ruler? Not likely. So with that being said, let's not rock the boat.
Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?
On a scale of one to taco, how Mexican are these children?
Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?
Not a deal breaker. It really depends more on shipping schedules and any customs hold-ups at the docks. Sometimes you don't have time to sneak it in pre-ceremony. That's okay. I should know.
When birds stand on power lines and don’t get hurt, it’s most likely because of:
Well made American power lines. Also, trick question. Birds fly, they don't stand.
Do you space out or daydream a lot?
I would say that 90-95% of my thoughts and interactions have little to no grounding in reality. So, in that sense, yes.
Would you consider having an open relationship, where you can see other people?
Is there another type of relationship?
What is your quest?
To fulfill the prophecy and assure the second coming of our Dark Lord and Savior Luci --for-tunate enough to be President. I hope to be fortunate enough to be President. Only that.
How often are you open with your feelings?
Are you saying there's a way to not say everything that pops into your head?
Rate your self-confidence:
On a numeric scale of 1 to 10, I am the single greatest human ever to inhabit this planet.
How frequently do you bathe or shower?
My hair is "dry clean only." So in the conventional sense of the words, not since I was 17.
Are you happy with your life?
As Trump Steaks are to steaks, I am to people. Marinate on that. Steak Pun. Nailed it.
To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?
Expensive
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